I am The Empress. You have the right to die.

O Sole Miooooooooo....

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 19:33:43 GMT

Man, I'm bored. Maybe I should go to bored.com.

No one posts anymore.

Including me.

But in case someone does ge tthis transmission, here's a question?

Would you ever eat again after seeing this?
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/bacon_and_cheese_stuffed_pizza.php

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Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:01:16 GMT

You don't want Nikachu as your enemy!
The one and only Nikachu.
I quit smoking with Nikachu.
Nikachu, it's as simple as that!
Nikachu. Making people sucessful in a changing world.
Nikachu takes good care of you.
Nikachu - as good as it gets!
There's only one true Nikachu!

Hello, hello!

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:47:50 GMT

Hey Kerisa, did you move out yet? Tucks, what are you doing now? Nicole, how's life? -sends everyone an e-hug-

Could this be the start of a newer, friendlier, empress?

Empress Nikachu

-crickets-

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 03:12:58 GMT

Looks like we've all been busy.

To my loyal subjects,

I hope things are going better for you than for me. Not that I am in too much of a bad state, I am just in a slump.

-sits in slump-

And boy does it suck.

Empress Nikachu

Where are you? -echos-

Mon, 19 May 2008 17:36:19 GMT

Subjects!

Did I somehow go into a violent, bloody, rage and destroy you all and forget? Because there isn't a post from any of you.

Call me,

Empress

Oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:47:58 GMT

Hey William, wanna borrow a uterus for 7 days? Not to fill of course. You don't even have to put it in your body. You could keep it in a jar for your amusement. Just take it.

Ponder upon this...

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:11:38 GMT

Ever wonder what your life would be like if BOTH of your parents were diagnosed with mental illness?

-blows a kiss-

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:53:57 GMT

To my loyal subjects,

It's change your hairstyle month. Why? Because I proclaimed it so. I went back to my old long, flowing, buffont, sexy wig and I love it still. So change your hairstyle. Change the shape, change the color, change the length. Make it stick out. Make it flat. Put barbed wire and razorblades in it. Put cans of food in it. Put live animals in it. I don't care HOW you do it, just CHANGE it.

And make it look fly.

Empress Nikachu

Rolling in the glass shards

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:32:03 GMT

To my loyal subjects...

Wow. 2008.

Is this the year for the rebirth of "Casimir, l'escargot"? Will Nicole ever write in her journal again? Will Eric find his true calling and career? Will we all cheer on Tucks to make it through his senior year so we can give him online cheers and rah rahs when he's made it? Will William always be a black man to me? Will The Hives ever like to tour in Philadelphia? WIll they perhaps come to Delaware instead? Will I ever see the Smashing Pumpkins? Will I ever convince the Norwegian band Delaware to actually TOUR Delaware? Will I ever actually finally get that last credit, lose weight, and finally have people stop asking me if I will ever get a boyfriend and wonder if I'm a lesbian?

All that and more will be answered this year.

Empress Nikachu

What Do You Have To Say? - In Cold Weather...

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:49:07 GMT

How do you react to cold weather?

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Is their snow in this cold weather? 'Cause I LOVE snow!

Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:55:48 GMT

My Royal Counsil(wo)man has asked what is going on with me. I shall reply immediately of course. :D

To my loyal subjects,

Well, my main concern right now is my health. I keep having mini-seizures. I went to the doctor and they said I needed to get an EEG, but's that like 400, 500 dollars. I may be Empress, but I am a poor Empress with no health insurance.

I'm trying to get on Medicaid or emergency Medicaid.

It's even affecting my concentration. Not that I had a lot to begin with, but it's making it worse. I can barely make a sandwich without getting distracted, and my dizzy spells are getting worse. D:

What do I do peeps?

By the way Kerisa, I like your picture. I would hang that or wear it on my shirt. :D

Empress Nikachu

T.H.E.H.I.V.E.S

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 17:37:41 GMT

That is my new favorite song at the moment.

Hello subjects,

I finally got it! It arrived!

I am talking about The Black and White album of course.

Purchase your copy so you can dance along with me as we black and white it up.

Empress Nikachu

Doo dee doo dee doo.

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 17:39:29 GMT

Hello subjects.

I have a new camera, so mayhaps you may see some recent pics of my fine self.

Take it easy, keep it sleazy.

Empress Nikachu

Veni Vedi Vicious

Wed, 24 Oct 2007 16:47:56 GMT

I've always liked that title.

To my loyal subjects,

Well, I saw The Hives. I wasn't able to get seats as close as I would have liked to, but there were giant screens for me to see them on. I would've given my right arm to be in the front row though.

Also, go to www.thehivesbroadcastingservice.com. Watch the music video.

Empress Nikachu

ROYAL MEMORANDUM.

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:30:47 GMT

To my loyal subjects,

On the 23rd of November, there will be an album coming out in the U.S. It is by THE HIVES. I demand, I repeat, DEMAND that you buy this album. From what I have heard of it, it sounds (ha ha) very promising. I am sure it may be their best yet.

Also, I am going to see them on the 12th of October. I know they will put on a good show.

The name of the album is called THE BLACK AND WHITE album. You will recognize it because it will (a) be in black and white and (b) Howling Pelle Almqvist is making a gigatic peace sign in the middle of the name HIVES. (for a V)

That is all for now subjects. At ease. :D

Empress Nikachu

You're so very special...

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:24:17 GMT

BUT I'M A CREEP.

That just popped into my head.

Well, I started my new job and I feel as clumsy as ever.

I'm very quiet while I'm here, I guess I'm afraid if I talk too much people will want me to shut up or wonder what goes on in my head and why. But I think it makes them more uneasy when I DON'T talk. Must correct.

I still trip and stumble. I guess I will never outgrow that awkward teenage my-limbs-are-growing-and-I-don't-know-what-to-do-stage.

^ Why am I rambling? Blah.

I want go see The Hives. They are coming to Philadelphia on the 13th of October. They'll be there with Maroon 5 but meh, The Hives are coming on first. YAY!

For some unknown reason, there are cucumbers on my desk. Perhaps it is a message that I am cool as a cucumber? Or perhaps people see how much junk I eat and want me to eat healthy? Maybe they are up for grabs? Maybe I am being sent a vulgar come-on?

I just don't know.

I also run everywhere while I'm here. But I seem to run everywhere these days. I even run in the house. "What are you running for?" is the quote I am used to hearing at home. "Are you in a hurry?"

I can't believe I have been living parent-free for a whole year! Man it feels so good. I may talk to my mommy once a month. (Believe me, it's better for both of us this way.)

^ Why am I making so many short paragraphs? I don't know.

My nerves seem to be on edge lately. I jump when people stand next to me. I giggle nervously, or I have a terrified look on my face.

But enough about me. How are YOU, my dear subjects.

Send me hugs and tranquilizers,

Empress Nikachu

Whoa, long gap...

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 20:57:43 GMT

To my loyal subjects,

I am about to start a new job on the 14th. YAY! I will make more than I do now.

On the downside, I have gotten fatter. I don't have a jawline anymore! D:

I hope to be able to get my self a laptop with wi-fi for more up=to-date posts on my royal activity.

Post me back.

Empress Nikachu

-hopehopehope-

Tue, 24 Jul 2007 13:55:41 GMT

I entered a contest to see sit with the White Stripes ON STAGE. Hope I win!

Kerisa, if you read this in time, WMMR is giving away tickets from 3 p.m. to 7 p.m TODAY. Call in! Quickly!

The Ever-Hopefull Empress Nikachu

:(

Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:32:48 GMT

I can't see the White Stripes. And probably can't go to the Virgin Music Fest either.

My last resort would be Projekt Revolution. <-------- ("Eeeeek, the spelling!" shrieked the girl who would more than likely be an English major if she attended college.)

What do I do Peeps?

Empress Nikachu

Whoaaaaaa....

Fri, 06 Jul 2007 17:25:50 GMT

Everyone has had a lot going on!

I saw Transformers too. I was quite vocal during the movie probably to my friend's and the moviegoer's next to me dismay. (I don't think that is worded correctly, but oh well, oh well, oh well, as Jack White says.) Between me going "Oh SNAP!" every 5 seconds and shout whispering "OPTIMUS! OPT-I-MUUUUUUUUS!" I think they bore it well.

I think my favorite line was, "Bumblebee, stop lubricating on the human."

I think the ending could have been better, but I still liked it. I didn't really count on it to have facinating dialog or whatever. The only thing that matters is TRANSFORMING. (IMO)

Stay marshmellow-y Peeps,

Empress Nikachu

Tea Party Review.

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 16:51:40 GMT

Everything was started late. I knew it was held by a business, but I didn't know she was going to have other merchants there hawking their wares. It was very distracting. It would have been nicer if she just concentrated on hers.

The food was ok. She's supposed to have a catering business, she needs to tweak it in the food department.

More to come.

Empress Nikachu

ROYAL MEMORANDUM.

Mon, 25 Jun 2007 19:25:24 GMT

To my loyal subjects,

I have made a royal proclamation.

If you see this:

BUY IT.

Empress Nikachu

Shopping with pennies.

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 16:03:37 GMT

Ev'ry time it rains, it rains
pennies from heaven
Don't you know each cloud contains
pennies from heaven?
You'll find your fortune fallin'
all over town.
Be sure that your umbrella
is upside down.
Trade them for a package of
sunshine and flowers.
If you want the things you love
you must have showers.
So when you hear it thunda,
don't run unda a tree.
There'll be pennies from heaven
for you and me.

~Billie Holliday

I thought of that song because pennies is all I have to spend to get a new outfit for a tea party. *sigh*

Meh.

Fri, 15 Jun 2007 16:12:44 GMT

First my red sparkle heels are too tight. Now the black ones are too loose. I can't win.

Empress Sparklechu

sniff sniff

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 16:46:19 GMT

I saw Concubine (Jason) on Thursday. He's going into the army reserves in a month.

I'll miss him! D':

I was IMing him at the library and he'd said he'd meet me there. I said yeah sure, thinking he wasn't serious. But in 20 minutes, there he was. He couldn't find me at first, he said I looked way different. He still looks the same, just taller and his hair is slightly longer. Also, he has a bit more confidence. I no longer found a thrill in teasing him so much (hee hee). We just walked around like regular friends around Market Street.

I could only talk to him an hour, I had to get home to the twins. Hopefully I'll get to see him again before he leaves.

So long, old friend.

Peace out peeps,
Empress Nikachu

I am The Empress. You have the right to die.

O Sole Miooooooooo....

MORE SLOGAN FUNTIMES!

Hello, hello!

-crickets-

Where are you? -echos-

Oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

Ponder upon this...

-blows a kiss-

Rolling in the glass shards

What Do You Have To Say? - In Cold Weather...

T.H.E.H.I.V.E.S

Doo dee doo dee doo.

Veni Vedi Vicious

ROYAL MEMORANDUM.

You're so very special...

Whoa, long gap...

-hopehopehope-

:(

Whoaaaaaa....

Tea Party Review.

ROYAL MEMORANDUM.

Shopping with pennies.

Meh.

*sniff sniff*

sniff sniff